If you don’t want to be treated like a piece of meat, quit being made out of pieces of meat. Replace your muscles with toys. Replace your bones with toys. Replace your blood with some sort of liquid toys. Replace your eyes with round toys; maybe bouncy balls or something. Replace your hair with toys. Replace your teeth with toys. Have a little fun for once in your life.
Some of my favorite reactions from Blaine’s INCREDIBLE special Real or Magic. N.B. how while Blaine is the reason everyone’s losing their mind, the thing that bugs out his eyes is the magnificence of Woody Allen’s malted